Fast, furious and unapologetically political punk rock. Two records, endless rage.
See TracklistsOur debut album combines blistering punk energy with sharp political commentary. Fast riffs, catchy hooks, and lyrics that cut straight to the bone of contemporary issues.
17 tracks of pure rebellion against the status quo, featuring everything from breakneck speedcore to anthemic singalongs that'll stick in your head for days.
View Full TracklistWe’re The Suicidal Kennedy’s — a punk band screaming into the static of late-stage capitalism, weaponizing satire, distortion, and a healthy disrespect for authority. Our songs are protest anthems disguised as jokes, and jokes that hurt a little because they’re probably true.
At the center of our band is Jack — our skeletal mascot and leather-jacketed alter ego. He’s got JFK’s hair, Ray-Bans he never takes off, and the thousand-yard stare of someone who’s seen way too much C-SPAN. Jack’s not just a logo — he’s our witness, our accomplice, and our reminder that nothing is sacred if it can’t take a punchline.
Our sound is rooted in classic punk — raw, fast, no filler — but twisted through the filter of modern absurdity: corporate cults, dystopian tech, HOA rebellions, TikTok revolutionaries, and politicians who cosplay as kings. We write songs about caulk, billionaires, zombie congressmen, and the bureaucratic fever dreams of a nation glued together with duct tape and denial.
We’re not trying to sell you nostalgia. We’re not trying to save the scene. We’re here to laugh while the empire burns and make sure the last echo out of the fallout shelter is a riff worth remembering. If you're angry, exhausted, over-informed, underwhelmed, and still weirdly hopeful — welcome to the party.